I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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