He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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