Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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