Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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