so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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