I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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