oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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