The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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