Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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