Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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