pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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