You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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