i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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