it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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