3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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