Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
