What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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