in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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