if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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