As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it glows. i had to have it.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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