Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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