Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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