I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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