Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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