Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize