on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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