oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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