I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
honey bunches of taint.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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