Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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