I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
