I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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