apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Randomize
