At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You're like the curious george of whores
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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