Me too!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
