R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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