she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
After tacos, we're chasing women.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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