We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I have tasted many bathrooms
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
