this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Send help, water and tortillas.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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