The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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