She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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