She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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