So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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