The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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