Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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