dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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