okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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