I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
don't judge my taste in strippers
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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