she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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