Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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