My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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