Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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